Kenny: Crissmiss comin!
Me: That's right, Kenny. Are you ready to welcome Baby Jesus on his birthday?
Me: Good. Do you know who Jesus's mommy is?
Me: That's right. Who is Jesus's Daddy?
Kenny: Um .... God.
Me: Very good. Jesus is God's son and he sent him to be born here as a little baby like your brother Paul because he loves us. But do you know who was Jesus's daddy on earth? ...
Kenny: staring blankly
Me: ... someone who lived with him and Mary and taught him things and played with him and protected him?
long pause. and then ...
Kenny: Oh, I know! Sheep!